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Ok, I still don't have some fun quip about life, or what this blog is about to put here. Someday - perhaps tomorrow perhaps two years from tomorrow - I will figure it out. Until then, see my randomness below.



Yeah... that's what it does!

What has
"Zero-impact, tri-axial action: automatically engaging muscle groups in your abs, back, hips, seat and legs.
Three levels of speed and intensity: trot... gallop... and race for a truly invigorating workout."

I would have thought an iJACKRabbit personal vibe maybe, but NO! I was sorely proven wrong this weekend as I waked by Brookstone at the Cherry Creek mall to see two 12 yr old girls side by side riding a pair of these. Suffice it to say, I laughed so hard a little pee came out - in the Cherry Creek mall. As a matter of fact, when I think about it, I still laugh so hard a little pee comes out.

Please DO click here to see the iGallop in action. Watch all of the videos. There is only one way I can figure she stays on there, and it involves a surface that'll hold a suction cup mount! Oh and the "Crane Pose?" Um, yeah... pretty sure I have that in a book somewhere and the book is not the manual for an iGallop.

I don't know what to say.

Boys and girls, do we know why this ad isn't seeing more playtime on tv?

Sorry, I had to share - there is just nothing else you CAN do with this kind of information.

posted by ZEUS @ 11:58 PM,

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